Comedy footy songs

crayon

Champions League
23 October 2004
Japan
Liverpool FC
To be honest, I'm bored, so I thought it was time for a new thread. We've all heard terrible songs by footy teams (ok, it's personal, but I thought Everton's 1984 (?) cup final song was awful, followed by Glory Glory Man United - tragic). So has anyone got any tragic/comedy records about footy??

I have to own up to owning "The Name of the Game". Bloody awful. Oh, and "The Anfield Rap".

What have you bought in a moment of weakness?

Better still, anybody got any classic moments to upload somewhere??? :mrgreen:
 

Parkin09

No...I AM SPARTACUS
7 March 2004
Swindon
crayon said:
To be honest, I'm bored, so I thought it was time for a new thread. We've all heard terrible songs by footy teams (ok, it's personal, but I thought Everton's 1984 (?) cup final song was awful, followed by Glory Glory Man United - tragic). So has anyone got any tragic/comedy records about footy??

I have to own up to owning "The Name of the Game". Bloody awful. Oh, and "The Anfield Rap".

What have you bought in a moment of weakness?

Better still, anybody got any classic moments to upload somewhere??? :mrgreen:
there was this song about 5 years back by a local band called "Kramer" it qwas called "singing out for swindon"

basically they were 4 goths with crap make-up

it sucked ass even swindon fans didn't buy it, it was released for apparently no reason aswell
 

danwin

Oak Hard
1 December 2003
"Gary Neville shags his mum! Shags his mum, Shags his mum, Gary Neville shags his mum... Oops sorry about that.
 

crayon

Champions League
23 October 2004
Japan
Liverpool FC
Comments like that are quite welcome from a Liverpool fan, but must not be condoned.... :lol:

Just had a thought - "Diamond Lights" Hoddle and Waddle - nice sweaters, lads.
 

Baggs

The Boss
15 October 2002
Malta
I read an article on a footy website (forgot which) about a similar subject, stadium chants. Their top one was a piss take on small club stadiums...

(To the tune of When the Saints)

I've got a shed,
I've got a shed,
I've got a shed as big as this,
It's got a door and a window,
I've got a shed as big as this.

:lmao:
 

crayon

Champions League
23 October 2004
Japan
Liverpool FC
Blinkin' eck - just checked google and there is a footie chants website...

Personally like this one...

Allez Allez, How Much Does Rooney Weigh
(tune: Allez Allez )
Allez Allez
how much does rooney weigh?
allez allez
allez allez
(repeat until fade) :lol:
 
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loz

Guest
Baggs said:
I read an article on a footy website (forgot which) about a similar subject, stadium chants. Their top one was a piss take on small club stadiums...

(To the tune of When the Saints)

I've got a shed,
I've got a shed,
I've got a shed as big as this,
It's got a door and a window,
I've got a shed as big as this.

:lmao:
lol, that is quality Baggsy!
 

JimJoeC

Custom User Title
26 June 2002
Southampton, England
Saints
When I was just a little boy i asked my mother what should I be?
Should I be Pompey?
Should I be Saints?
Here's what she said to me,
Wash your mouth out son,
Go get your fathers gun, shoot the Pompey scum
And support the Saints

WE HATE POMPEY
WE HATE POMPEY

Class.
 

JimJoeC

Custom User Title
26 June 2002
Southampton, England
Saints
To the theme of the Addams Family.

Your Uncle is your brother,
your sister is your mother,
you only shag each other,
the pompey family.

Do do do do *clap* *clap*
Do do do do *clap* *clap*
Do do do do
Do do do do
Do do do do *clap* *clap*
 

fd1972uk

---------------------
9 January 2002
Glasgow
Celtic
Rangers fans have a very funny song, it's called

'We're gonna win the league'.

Cracks me up everytime. \\:o/


FD
 
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Starsky

Guest
"He's big, he's black, he's had a heart attack..... He is Kanu, He is Kanu!"
 
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Starsky

Guest
To the tune of "Blame it on the boogie" after Traore scored that Own goal at Burnley last month.....

"Don't blame it on the Dudek!
Don't blame it on the Biscan!
Don't blame it on the Nunez!
Blame it on Traore!
He just can't! He just can't! He just can't control his feet!"

"He's fat! He's scouse! He'll rob yer fucking house! Rooooooooney! Roooooooney"

The old ones are the best. ;)
 

crayon

Champions League
23 October 2004
Japan
Liverpool FC
Starsky said:
To the tune of "Blame it on the boogie" after Traore scored that Own goal at Burnley last month.....

"Don't blame it on the Dudek!
Don't blame it on the Biscan!
Don't blame it on the Nunez!
Blame it on Traore!
He just can't! He just can't! He just can't control his feet!"
Agree, especially after the game against the Brummies. :(
 
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