Comedy footy songs

crayon

crayon

Champions League
23 October 2004
Japan
Liverpool FC
To be honest, I'm bored, so I thought it was time for a new thread. We've all heard terrible songs by footy teams (ok, it's personal, but I thought Everton's 1984 (?) cup final song was awful, followed by Glory Glory Man United - tragic). So has anyone got any tragic/comedy records about footy??

I have to own up to owning "The Name of the Game". Bloody awful. Oh, and "The Anfield Rap".

What have you bought in a moment of weakness?

Better still, anybody got any classic moments to upload somewhere??? :mrgreen:
 
crayon said:
To be honest, I'm bored, so I thought it was time for a new thread. We've all heard terrible songs by footy teams (ok, it's personal, but I thought Everton's 1984 (?) cup final song was awful, followed by Glory Glory Man United - tragic). So has anyone got any tragic/comedy records about footy??

I have to own up to owning "The Name of the Game". Bloody awful. Oh, and "The Anfield Rap".

What have you bought in a moment of weakness?

Better still, anybody got any classic moments to upload somewhere??? :mrgreen:
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there was this song about 5 years back by a local band called "Kramer" it qwas called "singing out for swindon"

basically they were 4 goths with crap make-up

it sucked ass even swindon fans didn't buy it, it was released for apparently no reason aswell
 
"Gary Neville shags his mum! Shags his mum, Shags his mum, Gary Neville shags his mum... Oops sorry about that.
 
Comments like that are quite welcome from a Liverpool fan, but must not be condoned.... :lol:

Just had a thought - "Diamond Lights" Hoddle and Waddle - nice sweaters, lads.
 
I read an article on a footy website (forgot which) about a similar subject, stadium chants. Their top one was a piss take on small club stadiums...

(To the tune of When the Saints)

I've got a shed,
I've got a shed,
I've got a shed as big as this,
It's got a door and a window,
I've got a shed as big as this.

:lmao:
 
Blinkin' eck - just checked google and there is a footie chants website...

Personally like this one...

Allez Allez, How Much Does Rooney Weigh
(tune: Allez Allez )
Allez Allez
how much does rooney weigh?
allez allez
allez allez
(repeat until fade) :lol:
 
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Baggs said:
I read an article on a footy website (forgot which) about a similar subject, stadium chants. Their top one was a piss take on small club stadiums...

(To the tune of When the Saints)

I've got a shed,
I've got a shed,
I've got a shed as big as this,
It's got a door and a window,
I've got a shed as big as this.

:lmao:
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lol, that is quality Baggsy!
 
When I was just a little boy i asked my mother what should I be?
Should I be Pompey?
Should I be Saints?
Here's what she said to me,
Wash your mouth out son,
Go get your fathers gun, shoot the Pompey scum
And support the Saints

WE HATE POMPEY
WE HATE POMPEY

Class.
 
To the theme of the Addams Family.

Your Uncle is your brother,
your sister is your mother,
you only shag each other,
the pompey family.

Do do do do *clap* *clap*
Do do do do *clap* *clap*
Do do do do
Do do do do
Do do do do *clap* *clap*
 
Rangers fans have a very funny song, it's called

'We're gonna win the league'.

Cracks me up everytime. \\:o/


FD
 
"He's big, he's black, he's had a heart attack..... He is Kanu, He is Kanu!"
 
To the tune of "Blame it on the boogie" after Traore scored that Own goal at Burnley last month.....

"Don't blame it on the Dudek!
Don't blame it on the Biscan!
Don't blame it on the Nunez!
Blame it on Traore!
He just can't! He just can't! He just can't control his feet!"

"He's fat! He's scouse! He'll rob yer fucking house! Rooooooooney! Roooooooney"

The old ones are the best. ;)
 
Starsky said:
To the tune of "Blame it on the boogie" after Traore scored that Own goal at Burnley last month.....

"Don't blame it on the Dudek!
Don't blame it on the Biscan!
Don't blame it on the Nunez!
Blame it on Traore!
He just can't! He just can't! He just can't control his feet!"
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Agree, especially after the game against the Brummies. :(
 
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