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DERMOTCAFFERKEY

Non-League
30 April 2006
MY FELLOW PES LOVERS FRET NO MORE, PES ON THE PS3 WILL BE THE BEST YET
IVE HEARD THAT PES ON THE PS3 WILL HAVE AN ALL ACTION, ALL OUT, GUNS BLAZING, WASTE ALL THE FUCKING BUDGET INTRO
HERES A LIST OF ALL THE NEW FEATURES

1. NEW ALL OUT WASTE OF FUCKING BUDGET INTRO
2. A BIG 3, (YES 3) LICENCED TEAMS FROM THE ENGLISH LEAGUE, MAN U
ARSENAL AND "LATEST ADDITION" WEST HAM
3. ROY KEANE WILL BE ADDED TO THE PLAYER SHOP, SORRY I MEAN
ROYNE HAENO AS THEY DONT HAVE THE FUCKING LICENCE
4. ONLINE PLAY WILL NOW ONLY BE "SLOW" AS OPPOSED TO THE
PREVIOUS "VERY FUCKING SLOW" VERSIONS
5. FULLY LICENCED REEBOK BOOTS FOR EVERY PLAYER
6. AND BECAUSE THE COMMENTATOR WAS SO GOOD, ITS STAYING THE SAME

PULL YOUR FUCKING FINGER OUT SEABASS, I REALLY DONT WANT TO SEE FIFA PISS ALL OVER YOU IN THE NEXT GENWAR, ALSO I CANT BE FUCKKED PLAYING A FOOTBALL GAME WITH THE EA FUCKING LOGO POPPING UP EVERYWHERE, SAVE OUR PES

(SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS, THE BUTTONS STUCK, AND SORRY ABT THE SWEARING, I JUST LOVE PES, AND THIS "NEXT GEN" 360 VERSION IS LIKE LICKING MY GREATGRANDFATHERS BALLS, FUCKING TERRIBLE)
 
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