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marukomu
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Please post your jokes here. I'll start...
What's the smallest pub in the world?
What's the smallest pub in the world?
The thalidomide's arms
go advanced, highlight the text you want and click the question mark iconHow do you do the spoiler thing?
You fluffed up the joke - first two have got Scotsman and Irishman the wrong way 'round :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman working on a building site. It's lunch time.
Englishman: Fuckin 'ell... Cheese sandwiches again. If it's the same tomorrow, I'm gonna jump off this building.
Irishman: Fuckin 'ell... Cheese sandwiches again. If it's the same tomorrow, I'm gonna jump off this building too.
Scotsman: Fuckin 'ell... Cheese sandwiches again. If it's the same tomorrow, I'll follow you both.
The next day. Lunchtime.
Englishman: Fuckin 'ell... Cheese sandwiches again. He then gets up and jumps off to his death.
Irishman: Fuckin 'ell... Cheese sandwiches again. He also gets up and jumps to his death.
Scotsman: Fuckin 'ell... Cheese sandwiches again. He follows the other two and jumps to his death.
The next day the three wives are sitting together crying.
Englishwoman: It's terrible. All he had to do was ask me to make something different.
Scotswoman: It's unbelievable. I would have changed them if he'd just asked.
Irishwoman: I can't understand it. He made his own sandwiches.
It's the punch line that mattersYou fluffed up the joke - first two have got Scotsman and Irishman the wrong way 'round :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: