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Late Night Confessions With Christopher Wright

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joostebrood

Premiership
4 March 2002
Dermot and I have been talking to our leader CWright frequently. Those chat sessions on MSN, we've always kept them for ourselves, but lately we've realised there's so much useful info on Chris and you can also clearly see the vibe between the 3 of us.

Now this next conversation between the three of us is very interesting. Here we see CW just observing, like the true leader he is:

Joost zegt:
Chris, you never answered me today
Joost zegt:
I'm not a racist at all, but I have no black friends
Joost zegt:
You're the only black guy I know
Dermot zegt:
Chris, once again you choose to ignore us
Dermot zegt:
your friends
Joost zegt:
My question is relevant
Dermot zegt:
you don't realise that we are just trying to lift you out of your deep depression
Joost zegt:
We're an unbeatable team, the thre eof us
Dermot zegt:
you can't keep the windows closed forever Chris
Dermot zegt:
let a little oxygen in here Chris
Joost zegt:
Let us in your house Chris
Joost zegt:
The temple of Wright
Dermot zegt:
We want to sit at your table and eat the bread of Christopher
Dermot zegt:
as brothers
Joost zegt:
Has anyone ever told you, you look a little like Buddah, but without the overweight?
Dermot zegt:
Break bread with me Cjhris
Dermot zegt:
let me offer you the palm of friendship
Dermot zegt:
I'm going to send a parcel to your house Chris
Joost zegt:
You're a blossoming flower Christopher
Dermot zegt:
with some goods in it
Dermot zegt:
some trinkets
Joost zegt:
I want to buy you a gift Chris
Dermot zegt:
i think they will bring you good luck in the coming years
Dermot zegt:
all the years of bad luck you've had Chris
Dermot zegt:
who else would stand at a mirror at 14 and see your hair falling out?
Dermot zegt:
you've been dealt a bad hand of cards Chris
Dermot zegt:
we are a new set of dealers at the table here
Joost zegt:
On one side you saw pubes growing, while on your head the hair was falling off
Dermot zegt:
tragic moments in your life, the look of horror on your Moms face when she saw you for the first time, teh beatings you took from your Dad mentally and physically
Dermot zegt:
none of this phased you Chris
Dermot zegt:
you are a survivor my friend
Dermot zegt:
you've proved all Warton wrong
Joost zegt:
I wonder why there's no movie about your life yet Chris
Joost zegt:
It could be set as an example on schools
Dermot zegt:
yes i think you should direct this Chris
Dermot zegt:
I would shave my hair and play lead role
Dermot zegt:
I'd need to be around you for weeks though
Dermot zegt:
just to learn all your little ways and nuances
Joost zegt:
I could play Chris Wright Sr
Dermot zegt:
the way you bite your bottom lip sometimes when you are scared
Dermot zegt:
I love that
Joost zegt:
That typical Chris like behaviour
Joost zegt:
I'd love to study you for a few years
Dermot zegt:
good old Chris
Dermot zegt:
the one that brings joy to the family
Dermot zegt:
even though there's only 3 of you
Dermot zegt:
rthe only son
Joost zegt:
The Chris that will cheer when Liverpool scores again
Dermot zegt:
The Chris that knows Mom and Pop will be proud of him someday
Dermot zegt:
now you are beginning to take the risks in life Chris
Joost zegt:
You could also start your own fitness program Chris, like Billie Blanks. You could be a Tae Bo instructor
Joost zegt:
I can see you doing those situps
Joost zegt:
You can see Dermot and I haven't been sitting still
Joost zegt:
We've thought about you a lot
Dermot zegt:
constant thoughts
Joost zegt:
I just feel it's a little one sided here
Joost zegt:
As if it's only us doing all the effort
Dermot zegt:
yeah why do i get the feeling i'm not getting the same attention back?
Joost zegt:
Why does it always have to be us?
Dermot zegt:
i scratch your back you scratch mine Chris
Joost zegt:
Are you that egocentric?
Dermot zegt:
I need you man
Joost zegt:
I can cleraly see you're on only child
Joost zegt:
You are used to getting all the attention
Joost zegt:
I think it would be good for you to live in a large family for a few years
Joost zegt:
Maybe you can go au pair to the USA
Joost zegt:
And live in a large family there
Joost zegt:
Dermot can come visit you

Pretty interesting in general. We'll keep this updated and of course you're free to add a few chats with the man yourself.
 

Dermot

Banned
13 August 2002
New York
Arsenal
Again it's the silence of CWright that amazes here, take the following here for example, i'm doing all the talking whereas Chris Wright will just sit there like a sponge and soak it all in for ages and ages, THEN give his judgement. A man who truly respects and listens even though he was forced out of his job at his newsagents:

Dermot says:
I'd love to go birdwatching with you Chris
Dermot says:
out in the devonshire wilderness
Dermot says:
both of us in tweed jackets with binoculars
Dermot says:
and those hats that cover your ears as well as your head, also tweed
Dermot says:
laying low in some bushes
Dermot says:
with those things for calling ducks in our mouths, the things that make the low sound
Dermot says:
creeping around on our bellies, moving 3 inches every half an hour, making sure not to break a twig, all just to catch a glimpse of a rare hummingbird at work
Dermot says:
wouldn't you like that Chris?
Dermot says:
I know you're sitting there thinking "yes", but you've isolated yourself from outdoor activity, you are afraid to branch out and make friends, do new things
Dermot says:
but don't worry Chris, I will always be here for you for when you do get the courage to face the world again
Dermot says:
You will always be a hero to me Chris Wright
Dermot says:
I have a poster of you on my bedroom wall, that one of just you in front of the PC
Dermot says:
I blew it up and now each night I say a prayer in front of it with candles lit
Dermot says:
I've also passed your pic around to my family, telling them all who you are
Dermot says:
"This is Chris, he runs a website called Evo-Web and supports Liverpool, he doesn't drink alcohol and likes playing golf sometimes, he used to work in a shop in Warton, he lives in Freckleton but now he has a new job"
Dermot says:
He is 36
Dermot says:
It's great that me and you are going to be friends like this until we die Chris
Dermot says:
I think I'll show up at your funeral and make a speech
Dermot says:
"Chris was a great man, he was a doer not a thinker"
Dermot says:
What else could I say?
Dermot says:
I'd definately be crying, all the fond memories
 

Dermot

Banned
13 August 2002
New York
Arsenal
It's when the real Chris starts opening up that it's at its most fun, the true Chris, passionate and athletic, full of humour and laughter. Always accomodating his children, the children of Evo.




Dermot says:
I'd love to be in WWF as tag team partner with you Chris
Dermot says:
I'd say we would make an incredible duo
CW says:
I dont think either of us has the build

Dermot says:
That doesn't matter, we'd have the moves and the agility, it would be a new thing for wrestling
Dermot says:
Imagine you dressed in a yellow spandex one piece going after the Rock putting him in a triple sufflex
Dermot says:
then coming over to me and tagging me while i go in and reverse 360 knee-rocket Chris Jericho in the julies
CW says:
sounds like a plan

Dermot says:
we'd have it down Chris, all we need is a good name, I can see Triple X on the ground right now screaming in agony while you tower above him on the ropes ready to cherry bomb him before the final count
Dermot says:
Don't tell me your not athletic
Dermot says:
You don't drink and you don't smoke
CW says:
I would do all the legwork then

CW says:
u would do the pinning after a crackin finishing move

Dermot says:
that automatically means you can do anything sportswise if you put your mind to it, you already have a natural fitness most people don't have because they choose to damage their bodies
CW says:
i do eat a lot of chocolate tho

Dermot says:
that's irrelevant, that all gets burned off anyways cause you play sports every week
CW says:
thats a good point

Dermot says:
Do you lift weights?
CW says:
I don't

Dermot says:
That's something you should start thinking about
 

joostebrood

Premiership
4 March 2002
Here we see CW the businessman in action. One tough cookie to crumble I tell you, my fellow friends:

Joost zegt:
That thread is going well Chris, I'd like to thank you for your input
Joost zegt:
Our friendship is something that should be shared with the souls of Evo-Web
CW zegt:
u think so?
Joost zegt:
Yes, they can learn from us
Joost zegt:
Remember we've been here for a while
Joost zegt:
We know what goes on
Joost zegt:
In the world of PES
CW zegt:
thats right, we do
Joost zegt:
Do you use Youtube a lot?
CW zegt:
nah
Joost zegt:
Why not?
CW zegt:
watching other people make arses of themselves, ts kinda pointless
Joost zegt:
But don't you ever wish it was you coming up with a brilliant idea like Youtube?
CW zegt:
of course, them lads made a mint when they sold it
Joost zegt:
Are you planning the same thing with Evo-Web? How much is Evo-Web worth now?
CW zegt:
u are asking the wrong man, i aint in control
Joost zegt:
Does Evo-Web have a stock market quotation?
CW zegt:
not as far as i am aware
Joost zegt:
I think we should talk about it sometime, you, Mart, Kezz, Dermot and me
CW zegt:
maybe we will
Joost zegt:
We'll see, time can be a bastard, we must act fast
Joost zegt:
Just one more question: Do you love me?
CW zegt:
of course
Joost zegt:
Thanks, I love you too
 

PLF

Legend
2 August 2004
I don't normally waste time reading this sorta rubbish but....

Joost zegt:
Does Evo-Web have a stock market quotation?
This is a brilliant question!! :mrgreen: :lmao:

Nearly fell off my chair laughing. :lol:
 

Dermot

Banned
13 August 2002
New York
Arsenal
Christ what happened to this thread? Mr Wright we gotta schedule a midnight chat during the week, you have grown much older and wiser. You are almost as wise as Nostradamus was back in his time but just without the predictions.
 

Placebo

Ԁlɐɔǝqo
3 May 2003
Västervik, Sweden.
Sheffield Wednesday
Digging up two year old threads by pathetic wastrel minges*, is that really the best you have to offer this forum?


*I'm not allowed to use the "c" word apparently for some reason
 

Coopz

Retired Footballer
27 April 2002
Digging up two year old threads by pathetic wastrel minges*, is that really the best you have to offer this forum?


*I'm not allowed to use the "c" word apparently for some reason
Chill out mate

We need more humour here this place is far to serious lately, its only a gaming forum after all
 

Placebo

Ԁlɐɔǝqo
3 May 2003
Västervik, Sweden.
Sheffield Wednesday
Sorry I just don't find much amusement in a person whose apparent sole reason and purpose on these forums is to wind up and mock another person solely to try to get a rise out of him.........
 

Placebo

Ԁlɐɔǝqo
3 May 2003
Västervik, Sweden.
Sheffield Wednesday
Would he? Seems to me that the sort of people who get a rise out of doing this stuff to CW would be the sort to do it all the more if they managed to get CW to react........
 

Tim7

Retired Footballer
6 May 2003
Gravesend
Charlton Athletic FC
Fair comment ;)).

Seriously though, Placebo is right, just because it's off topic, it's not anything goes.
 
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