Late Night Confessions With Christopher Wright

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THE JAYGRIM INTERVIEW - I need a drink after this, I can't believe this guy, he is truly a different breed of fish.

Dermot says:
Jay
jay says:
i thought you blocked me three years ago on the way to a U2 concert?
Dermot says:
Perhaps, but that was along time ago, we've grown since then, we were boys, now we are bigger boys
jay says:
is this going to take long because i need to chop an onion
Dermot says:
So far you've asked me 2 questions, is this you interviewing me now?
jay says:
depends
Dermot says:
Listen, others might, but I'm not afraid of you grim but there is some stuff Evo Web needs to know jay and I'm here to ask you these things, for instance, many people don't know a lot about your soft side, your love for children for instance, can you tell us a little about that?
jay says:
yes i hate kids
jay says:
specially small ones
Dermot says:
You don't really hate kids though
jay says:
i do
Dermot says:
Why do you hate kids?
jay says:
they smell they fuck with your shit and they make noise
Dermot says:
Have you ever thought about beating a child?
jay says:
yeah all the time
Dermot says:
So this isn't your soft side, tell us about your soft side, what makes you smile?
jay says:
porn
jay says:
and food
Dermot says:
just porn and food, okay, so you smile while you eat. Jay, are you racist at all?
jay says:
dont think so does not liking French people count?
jay says:
or people in genral?
jay says:
genral?
jay says:
wtf?
Dermot says:
Hating Frenchies is not a problem at all, but in terms of racism, lets say your parents were adopting a kid and the only 2 choices was a little white kid and a little black one, what would you tell your parents? Would you be comfortable for them to make their own decision or would you try to sway them one way or another?
jay says:
would they both be the same sex?
Dermot says:
Yes, 2 males or females whatever
jay says:
if they were female i would like a black one
Dermot says:
so you could be racist to her?
jay says:
erm no
Dermot says:
okay
Dermot says:
So do you work out Jay?
jay says:
no
Dermot says:
Are you lazy?
jay says:
only working out how to get out of my chair
jay says:
yes im lazy
Dermot says:
You said before everything you've learned you've learned from your Dad and everything you've achieved you dedicate it to him, tell us about the strong relationship you have with your old man jay
jay says:
i dont hes dead
Dermot says:
Oh that was it, sorry
jay says:
ok
jay says:
this isnt going very well is it?
Dermot says:
Now its your interview again, never content when the sunlight is in your side of the ballpark Jay
Dermot says:
You have no patience
jay says:
no i dont
Dermot says:
Are you angry?
jay says:
oh yeah
Dermot says:
All the time?
jay says:
most of it
Dermot says:
So how do you let off steam go on Evo Web?
jay says:
no i keep the steam
jay says:
or hit people at work
Dermot says:
That's quite strange, you seem like a strange guy, nobody knows much about you Jay, after this I still feel like I know absolutely nothing about you
jay says:
thats how i like it
Dermot says:
Do you feel in control Jay?
jay says:
yes
jay says:
i dont do anything so i am in control
Dermot says:
One very important question, If you met Chris Wright on the street what would you say to him?
jay says:
i would walk past him
jay says:
or do i have to say something?
Dermot says:
No you don't have to, I thought you just...I dunno, would say something i suppose
jay says:
depends what street?
Dermot says:
Main Street in Wharton
jay says:
oh erm i'd say hello can you tell me where to buy a newspaper?
Dermot says:
You know what he'd say right? he'd point you to Supersavers Supermarket in Wharton where he and his Dad used to work, they worked there together for 36 years
Dermot says:
Do you have a girlfriend Jay?
jay says:
no but i have a wife
jay says:
does that count
Dermot says:
A wife, are you serious?
jay says:
hahaha yeah
Dermot says:
I she a midget? i remember you saying you had this thing for midgets or something...maybe it was midget porn
jay says:
no shes not a midget but i know where one lives
Dermot says:
Does she know you watch porn?
jay says:
nojay says:
i dont think?
Dermot says:
How long have you been married? I should have asked this before the pron question but i was too excited sorry.
Dermot says:
porn*
jay says:
10 years
jay says:
i think
Dermot says:
Christ almighty, have you ever suspected her of sleeping with another dude?
jay says:
erm dont think so?
Dermot says:
Does she watch porn?
jay says:
no only one time when i pretended i found some on the internet
Dermot says:
Lets say you come home one night witha copy of Animal Farm and a bottle of champagne, you stick it in the DVD player and say "Honey, i want to copy some of these scenes with you tonight", what do you think she'd say?
jay says:
bagsy not the pig?
Dermot says:
I really can't believe your married man, its like finding out Santa Claus does actually exist after you found out he doesn't
jay says:
everyone knows
Dermot says:
How do you mean everyone?
jay says:
thats what you get for Grim hatingjay says:
evo-web my family
Dermot says:
i hope she knows, God knows what you did to her, how did you propose?
jay says:
no i didnt i got her a ring one xmas and all of a sudden im engaged, saved me a few quid though
Dermot says:
if she wanted to bring another guy into the bedroom one night would you aloow it?
jay says:
only if i wasnt there, i think she has a thing for gay men or she did
Dermot says:
Your wife has a thing for gay men
jay says:
or maybe i was hiding in the cupboard
Dermot says:
Your wife likes gaylords
jay says:
yeah she was a bit obsest with me going to canal street with her
Dermot says:
Is canal street where gays hang out?
jay says:
oh yeah sorry its in manchester someone rubbed the C out though
Dermot says:
Yeah there's a Danus Street here and they done the same thing
jay says:
hahaha maybe it was the same person?
Dermot says:
Jay, your not a bad guy, i can't believe I had you blocked for 3+ years, I think a lot of Evo Webbers will have a different opinion about you after this
Dermot says:
See guys, he's not a beast, he's a married man, angry and married
jay says:
i blame Charlie Woods
Dermot says:
Have you ever actually looked me up Jay? I'm slightly concerned, you don't know my address or anyt of that sh*t do you?
jay says:
sort of
Dermot says:
Are you off to bed now jay?
jay says:
i asked Joost
jay says:
yeah if we are done
Dermot says:
yeah i think we have enough here, I have to think about your wife for a while
Dermot says:
not like that
Dermot says:
I mean like, I really can't believe yoru married
jay says:
you can if you want
Dermot says:
no I won't
 
Try answering the questions properly next time Jay :LOL:

whos next for the interview?

I think we should have our first girly interview with Sarah or maybe Sarah and Proxi at the same time :))

Failing that its gotta be Chris Bauer
 
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