The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 14

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Btw once a week?? C'mon, lets get scoring and have some new pics :)
 
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Yeah should make it a maximum of 2 or 3 days till the new pictures come out.
 
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OK. I'll change it and announce the first round results tonight.

From then on, each round will last 4 days.
 
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Thanks to all entries, they have all amused me in their own ways :mryellow: hehe.

OK, we will be using a 5 place point system. This will work as follows:

1st place = 10 points
2nd place = 5 points
3rd place = 3 points
4th place = 2 points
5th place = 1 point

I will update the scores and leaderboards when I start each new round :).

1st Round Results:

5th Place = Chris Davies - "Some said the new Russia home kit seemed too traditional"

4th Place = ghazi - "Who needs a chastity belt when you have to dress like this in public?"

3rd Place = crayon - "....and this was how Luis Garcia chipped Buffon... Like this....?"

2nd Place = babs - "It wasn't until Miss Nude Greece '05 walked past that the dangers of tucking your penis into hip-length socks became apparent."

1st Place = jamie_mack - "Yeah your right Faulty Towers was hilarious last night"

Well done guys :applause:.

Current Leaderboard

jamie_mack............10 points
babs........................5 points
crayon....................3 points
ghazi.......................2 points
Chris Davies............1 point

Here is Round 2 and entries for this round close at 11:59pm on Tuesday 31st May. There will be a delay of 4 or 5 days before I can announce the results of Round 2 and start Round 3, because I am away at Center Parcs from Monday to Friday. As soon as I am home I will announce results and start Round 3. Hope that's OK with everybody :).

Round 2:

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Another relaxing Sunday afternoon at Neverland.
 
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"No, no, trust me guys, we get the best free porn on this channel!"
 
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Guy on the left: "Guys I'm confused, are we Newcastle or Chelsea fans"
Guy in the middle: "lets just see what this guy has to say"
Guy on the right: "Yeah Jerry's right, lets see first"
 
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dar83 said:
Guy on the left: "Guys I'm confused, are we Newcastle or Chelsea fans"
Guy in the middle: "lets just see what this guy has to say"
Guy on the right: "Yeah Jerry's right, lets see first"
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lol
 
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Posh Spice Always Promised A Great Home Education For Them
 
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Peter Kenyon Lures 3 Swedes In New (Remote Button) Tapping Scandal
 
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"You are all under the power of the special one known as Mourinho......and you number 11 will play left wing on Saturday".
 
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Quite difficult, I'm afraid that I don't have the sufficient ingenuity for this image. :(
 
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"Hey Mike, isn't that your dad on TV? That's pretty sweet ..... hey, what's he doing to that woman ..... ? CHANGE THE CHANNEL, CHANGE THE CHANNEL!!!!"
 
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If Tim7 doesn't pick a better photo next time we're going to go to that used car place and go joyriding in some motherfuckers' backyard
 
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A sneak preview of Wales' new tourist-attracting advert - "we have television too!"
 
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I knew there was something I had to do tonight. Tim, in his wisdom, left me in charge of this while he is away on his hols so here we go with the points for Round 2 and the start of Round 3. I know I am a day early doing this but I think we need to get Round 3 up and running sooner rather than later

2nd Round Results

5th - Milanista - Phase one of Everton's money-making plan for Europe 05/06 - selling players' cars.

4th - Chris Davies - If Tim7 doesn't pick a better photo next time we're going to go to that used car place and go joyriding in some motherfuckers' backyard

3rd - Jamie_mack - "Makes a change from that F*^ckin Crazy frog!"

2nd - babs - Another relaxing Sunday afternoon at Neverland.

1st - dar83 - Guy on the left: "Guys I'm confused, are we Newcastle or Chelsea fans"
Guy in the middle: "lets just see what this guy has to say"
Guy on the right: "Yeah Jerry's right, lets see first"

Curent Leaderboard
jamie_mack - 13
babs - 10
dar83 - 10
crayon - 3
Chris Davis - 3
ghazi - 2
Milanista - 1

Round 3

This round will run til Friday night, hopefully that will give everyone enough time to come up with something.

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Thats fucking it! We will counter attack them through the wings, and we will play dirty if we have to. Go for the shins, and you Barry, go for the knees... if you have to, snap his tailbone. -

- clearly the Champions League was the number 1 objective
 
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Tim7 said:
Here is Round 2 and entries for this round close at 11:59pm on Tuesday 31st May.
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Here hang on a minute, I was just about to dream up something witty for round two as it was supposed to close tonight and its already closed !! :shock: Not fair CWright!
 
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I don't care if you ARE Anne Robinson!! We don't do fucking caviar!! This is a Sayers!!
 
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Ivan Campo's uplifting half time speech inspired Bolton's 2nd half revival.
 
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