The Evo Web Caption Competition - Round 14

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UEFA discuss Liverpool entry into next seasons CL
 
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Ann Summers went well, the three vixens poised with their Rampant Rabbits between their cups and saucers
 
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"HOW MUCH?!"
"Calm Down Dear, its only a pension quote!"
 
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The W.I get together to try and come up with reasons for the Caption Comps demise
 
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"Boo!"
Zico's attempt at giving CW, Mart and Kezz a heart attack was poor.
"Over our dead bodies we'll unban you!" had said the terrible trio, 40 years earlier.
 
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FD: I remember when Evo-Web used to be good!

GG, Cal and Joost: Haha! How old are you!??!?
 
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My son's captions are brilliant, what the fuck are you talking about bitch?! All hail Hutch!!
 
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It's always difficult fitting in when you're the prettiest girl in the group.
 
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While it was rude to put their arms on the table, it would have been far more vulgar to let their sagging breasts spill about.
 
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They had been bankrupted, ruined and relegated to the 4th division. . but nothing could take away the fiery Roy Keane's passion to instill passion and drive in his aging Manchester Bucaneers trio of Giggs, Scholes and Neville.
 
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The lapdance got off to a less-than-auspicious beginning.
 
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And here we are, the final Evo-Web members that had not deceased of old age or homosexuality, come together for one final reunion.
 
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Right, sorry for the delay! But here we go...

3rd Round Results:

5th place - CW: "The W.I get together to try and come up with reasons for the Caption Comps demise"

4th place - ghazi: "While it was rude to put their arms on the table, it would have been far more vulgar to let their sagging breasts spill about."

3rd place - Butatista: "Listen Ginger, dye your f*cking hair grey like the others or I'll cut ya!"

2nd place - Milanista: "Thats fucking it! We will counter attack them through the wings, and we will play dirty if we have to. Go for the shins, and you Barry, go for the knees... if you have to, snap his tailbone. -

- clearly the Champions League was the number 1 objective"

1st place - proximus: "Ann Summers went well, the three vixens poised with their Rampant Rabbits between their cups and saucers"

Well done and thanks to all those who entered :).

Current Standings:

jamie_mack - 13
babs - 10
dar83 - 10
proximus - 10
Milanista - 6
ghazi - 4
crayon - 3
Chris Davis - 3
Butatista - 3
CW - 1


Pretty close at the top!

Round 4:

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After babs fails to show up for Round 3 the search goes to a whole new level
 
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Obi-Wan uses unorthodox technique for CWright's enema. Glastonburied is highly tipped for the gay porn awards 2005
 
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Gary REALLY wanted the Leeds festival tickets Paul accidentally swallowed
 
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Paul really wished he hadn't said "if that Crazy Frog gets to number one you can shove my mobile up my arse"
 
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The new Max and Paddy was a bit over the top
 
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Harry knew he shouldn't have told Ed to buy that Rover Van, he was warned of the consequences!


FD
 
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According to certain sources, the incident where Liverpool's 5th Champions League trophy was damaged was true. Apparently the players were 'partying' and the trophy ended up getting 'bent' after a tug of war as shown above. The trophy was said to have flown at a high velocity, therefore striking the ground with force.

This trophy is now Liverpool's to keep since it was their 5th victory in a final. Directors suggest that they repairs will not be done as it is 'special'.
 
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"And the search for the missing Peter Brock continues..."
 
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"Just another regular Evo-Web camping trip"
 
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"These two took the words "kiss my ass" rather seriously"
 
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These Dyslexic Jedi fan wannabe's got the new episode name slightly mixed up, they read it as 'Revenge of the Shit!'.


FD
 
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3 Hours left of this round...
 
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