Who would you 'slap' in the football world? Post pics!

[ninjabreakz]

Who would you like to slap in the football world if there were no repercussions and why? It could be a coach, player, pundit etc - as long as they are involved in the beautiful game. Past and present.

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I will start with:

Craig Bellamy

Arrogant. Racist. Overrated. Annoying little shit.

 

[Milanista]

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This mother fucker Poulsen who doesnt know how to play football

Asshole. Marco Materazzi. Every derby his aim is to break Shevchenko's leg.

Leandro Cufre.
Reason - His face

Just look at that face

Byron Moreno - Most hated man in Italy.

 

[ninjabreakz]

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I agree with you about Materazzi mate. He is a nob-jockey.

 

[Milanista]

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I'd add Lee Bowyer too. Everytime I watch him in a premiership game, he gets away with crimes such as stepping on people's heads with his studs.

 

[Dominic]

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This may come as a surprise:

He simply envokes all my feelings of rage.

 

[ninjabreakz]

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Van Persie

Needs a slap for being a spoilt little shit.

 

[Metallica]

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[fishcake]

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This may come as a surprise:

He simply envokes all my feelings of rage.

no suprises there mate, got one of those faces i'd never get tired of twatting

 

[Milanista]

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[ninjabreakz]

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Totti

Dirty, greasy, spitting Italian. Tosser.

 

[Metallica]

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[Ernestito]

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of course

 

[ninjabreakz]

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Ian Gwyn Hughes

Bias Welsh tosser who is the worst commentator I have ever heard - and Match Of The Day have given him a Premiership match EVERY week! :shock:

 

[kel]

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Benjamin Lauth

He is just useless. His running style is queer as hell. I become furious only when I see him play.

 

[Milanista]

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Fat fuck who cant play football. Slow, overpaid, and overrated.

 

[ninjabreakz]

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Robbie Fowler

Past-it, useless, cocaine-snorting fat piece of shit who looks like he was involved in a fire of some sort.

 

[PLF]

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Poulsen is a good DMF!! But yes I don't like him either.

Out of the ones mentioned, definately Craig Bellamy, Cufre gets on my nerves, Materazzi is a f'n @$$hole and

Kouassi, the Ivorian central defender of Troyes:

 

[ninjabreakz]

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Where do you live if you don't mind me asking PLF?

 

[RuneEdge]

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Van Persie

Needs a slap for being a spoilt little shit.

Looks like he just got slapped anyway. :lol:

 

[PLF]

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Where do you live if you don't mind me asking PLF?

Toronto, Canada

Anyway let's not forget that spitting cheating assholish Senegalese player everybody hates:

By the way for me this thread isn't so much about who I want to slap (although I do most of them) but basically which footballers get on your nerves or you hate.

 

[fishcake]

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this pair of knobjockeys who look like they're gonna nosh each other off after every win

 

[PLF]

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So I guess it's same for you Steve.

I assume you really dislike Big Dunc but do you really want to slap him? :lol:

oh yeah but then again Ninja did say there'd be no followup so we dont have to worry about ! :lmao:

 

[ninjabreakz]

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I love Andy Gray!

 

[BK_83]

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this guy deserves a tight slap

 

[ninjabreakz]

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Henry is a good bloke off the field.

 

[scratch-br]

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[OPM]

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overrated, arrogant, idiot.

 

[PLF]

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this guy deserves a tight slap

ahh c'mon man let's keep this thread about what it's REALLY about. Assholish players who for one reason or another you hate. Let's not just start picking players from rival clubs and saying we hate him.

Henry is a classy guy!

p.s. I think this thread's idea is brilliant haha , it's gonna bomb cuz there is more than 10 players or so we all hate to some degree!

 

[OPM]

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This mother fucker Poulsen who doesnt know how to play football

he's class and if there wouldn't have been the totti situation every italian club would be after him today

 

[ninjabreakz]

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I agree with PLF - don't just pick random players and say "He is an asshole". We need reasons, Godammit!