Post a picture of ya girlfriend Redux

[:: JJ ::]

Didn't know this was a left-handed website :lol:

 

[gerd]

You can beat an egg but you can't beat a wank.

Being a non-native English speaker i have a translation question concerning the above mentioned statement: "What's an egg???"

Sorry but i'm Belgian (which explains everything)...

 

[Carl]

An ouef in French, something a hen lays. Used to make omelettes.

 

[Stringer Bell]

 

[Revan]

all this shit reminded me that it's been a year since I had a girlfriend.

every now an then "fun" does not count! :mrgreen:

 

[total]

I have shitloads of pics of my ex getting naked/posing in lingerie etc. (+ a strip tease video and a video of her masturbating) but I didn't post it anywhere due to a little thing called respect.






:roll:

 

[RuneEdge]

I have shitloads of pics of my ex getting naked/posing in lingerie etc. (+ a strip tease video and a video of her masturbating) but I didn't post it anywhere due to a little thing called respect.






:roll:

Well you obviously you dont respect her enough to stop you from telling us that. :roll:

 

[total]

That's something different. We agreed that we can talk to people about our sexual life.

 

[EatonTJ]

I have shitloads of pics of my ex getting naked/posing in lingerie etc. (+ a strip tease video and a video of her masturbating) but I didn't post it anywhere due to a little thing called respect.






:roll:

I can not wait for the day your ex-girlfriend loses your respect. Because there is one thing guaranteed, women are crazy.

 

[mattster12]

Sounds like Mattster's writing those "ladies confessions" for FHM magazine. You ever read those things? I'm not sure how many more "I walked in on my step son masturbating and I just had to have him, he's bigger than his father" I could actually read.

Please, whoever writes those things, come up with something better. I mean I could do better.

I think I'd just read FHM actually m8 :lol: But yes they are hilarious cos there so ridiculousy made up.

 

[joostebrood]

I do have pics of my father masturbating, shall I post them?

 

[Dar]

Once they contain absolutely no nudity, then feel free to!

 

[RuneEdge]

Once they contain absolutely no nudity, then feel free to!

Put them in a spoiler tag. :lol:

 

[crouch]

Is it also good when I think of you when I wank? That way I combine your advice.

ahahahaha classic!

Anymore pics of you missus?

 

[Stringer Bell]

What breed is this!