Kevin, that wallpaper is quite nice, the desaturated background looks good. I just think the wallpaper is too dark and blurred, and that kind of lets it down. Anyway, I like it and I think the text is effective though simple. Good work overall.
Kevin, that wallpaper is quite nice, the desaturated background looks good. I just think the wallpaper is too dark and blurred, and that kind of lets it down. Anyway, I like it and I think the text is effective though simple. Good work overall.
This is my new album. I will post more songs as I write them.
SONG FOR GAY (DISAPPEAR QUEER)
I am trying to be a hetero,
In an age of homosexuality
I am trying to be a hetero,
because on the TV, Will Young sings.
So I enjoy and I devour
breasts and shaven fanny.
But all my friends,
They‘re all gay now;
And one of them really, fancies me.
At the video shop
we meet at precisely 9 o'clock.
I buy some Hugh Grant film
and I watch it with complete disdain.
Penis rises in my pants,
but when I come, I feel nothing.
Feasting on Westlife
and Take That CD’s
(Robbie won't save you)
Arseholes, Arseholes, Arseholes, Arseholes
they suffer for nothing
Rubber up, Rubber up, Rubber up
Like the AIDS will never happen,
People are afraid, are afraid
To act like real men now
Disappear queer
We stroll down Canal Street
into the club “YMCGAY“.
I am handed a Smirnoff Ice,
and I swallow with complete disdain.
Men in drag with their arse out;
Remember to look camp.
We suck each others' penises,
and make sure we are noticed.
(A butt plug won't save you)
Because Engerlund is a massive queer,
it sucks the cock right off of me
How we long to be real men who drink real beer
Arseholes, Arseholes, Arseholes, Arseholes
they suffer for nothing
Rubber up, Rubber up, Rubber up
Like the AIDS will never happen,
People are afraid, are afraid
To act like real men now
Disappear queer (x4)
SONG FOR GAY (DISAPPEAR QUEER)
I am trying to be a hetero,
In an age of homosexuality
I am trying to be a hetero,
because on the TV, Will Young sings.
So I enjoy and I devour
breasts and shaven fanny.
But all my friends,
They‘re all gay now;
And one of them really, fancies me.
At the video shop
we meet at precisely 9 o'clock.
I buy some Hugh Grant film
and I watch it with complete disdain.
Penis rises in my pants,
but when I come, I feel nothing.
Feasting on Westlife
and Take That CD’s
(Robbie won't save you)
Arseholes, Arseholes, Arseholes, Arseholes
they suffer for nothing
Rubber up, Rubber up, Rubber up
Like the AIDS will never happen,
People are afraid, are afraid
To act like real men now
Disappear queer
We stroll down Canal Street
into the club “YMCGAY“.
I am handed a Smirnoff Ice,
and I swallow with complete disdain.
Men in drag with their arse out;
Remember to look camp.
We suck each others' penises,
and make sure we are noticed.
(A butt plug won't save you)
Because Engerlund is a massive queer,
it sucks the cock right off of me
How we long to be real men who drink real beer
Arseholes, Arseholes, Arseholes, Arseholes
they suffer for nothing
Rubber up, Rubber up, Rubber up
Like the AIDS will never happen,
People are afraid, are afraid
To act like real men now
Disappear queer (x4)
jaygrim
TheAllSeeingEye
Thats just wrong john.
- 6 October 2001
- Liverpool
hutch gets less and less funny with every passing post....
- Staff
- #125
And it's a no from me too, sorry Hutch, you're going home.
- 6 October 2001
- Liverpool
Should I ban hutch?
A simple yes or no is all thats required
A simple yes or no is all thats required
- Staff
- #129
No, he's alright. He just needs a humour transplant (or a couple of pints).
RuneEdge
Silent Assassin
- 1 October 2003
- Manchester United
His WWE/Man Utd thing from another message board is hilarious.
Not many wrestling fans here so they wouldnt get it.
Not many wrestling fans here so they wouldnt get it.
It's a pic. I made it when my camera was still working normally. I just love macro photography.
- Staff
- #134
Yeah, me too, it's amazing what you can see. Opens up a whole different world.
jaygrim
TheAllSeeingEye
Anyone fancy taking some naked pics of me?
- 6 October 2001
- Liverpool
Again...?
- 6 October 2001
- Liverpool
OK...
jaygrim
TheAllSeeingEye
Hahahaha nice one.
- Staff
- #141
a signature by me
