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Who would you 'slap' in the football world? Post pics!

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ninjabreakz

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Who would you like to slap in the football world if there were no repercussions and why? It could be a coach, player, pundit etc - as long as they are involved in the beautiful game. Past and present.

Post pics!

I will start with:

Craig Bellamy


Arrogant. Racist. Overrated. Annoying little shit.
 
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Milanista

Mangiamoli!
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19 December 2002
London & Milan
AC Milan
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This mother fucker Poulsen who doesnt know how to play football


Asshole. Marco Materazzi. Every derby his aim is to break Shevchenko's leg.


Leandro Cufre.
Reason - His face


Just look at that face


Byron Moreno - Most hated man in Italy.
 
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ninjabreakz

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I agree with you about Materazzi mate. He is a nob-jockey.
 

Milanista

Mangiamoli!
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19 December 2002
London & Milan
AC Milan
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I'd add Lee Bowyer too. Everytime I watch him in a premiership game, he gets away with crimes such as stepping on people's heads with his studs.

 

Dominic

Serie A
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19 August 2003
Netherlands
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This may come as a surprise:





He simply envokes all my feelings of rage.
 
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ninjabreakz

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Van Persie



Needs a slap for being a spoilt little shit.
 

fishcake

Premiership
1 January 2003
L4
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Don Domenico said:
This may come as a surprise:





He simply envokes all my feelings of rage.
no suprises there mate, got one of those faces i'd never get tired of twatting
 
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ninjabreakz

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Totti


Dirty, greasy, spitting Italian. Tosser.
 
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ninjabreakz

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Ian Gwyn Hughes


Bias Welsh tosser who is the worst commentator I have ever heard - and Match Of The Day have given him a Premiership match EVERY week! :shock:
 

kel

Nur der HSV
7 May 2003
Hamburg, Germany
Hamburger SV
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Benjamin Lauth


He is just useless. His running style is queer as hell. I become furious only when I see him play.
 
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ninjabreakz

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Robbie Fowler


Past-it, useless, cocaine-snorting fat piece of shit who looks like he was involved in a fire of some sort.
 

PLF

Legend
2 August 2004
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Poulsen is a good DMF!! But yes I don't like him either.

Out of the ones mentioned, definately Craig Bellamy, Cufre gets on my nerves, Materazzi is a f'n @$$hole and

Kouassi, the Ivorian central defender of Troyes:

 
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ninjabreakz

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Where do you live if you don't mind me asking PLF?
 

RuneEdge

Silent Assassin
1 October 2003
Manchester United
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ninjabreakz said:
Van Persie



Needs a slap for being a spoilt little shit.
Looks like he just got slapped anyway. :lol:
 

PLF

Legend
2 August 2004
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ninjabreakz said:
Where do you live if you don't mind me asking PLF?
Toronto, Canada

Anyway let's not forget that spitting cheating assholish Senegalese player everybody hates:



By the way for me this thread isn't so much about who I want to slap (although I do most of them) but basically which footballers get on your nerves or you hate.
 

fishcake

Premiership
1 January 2003
L4
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this pair of knobjockeys who look like they're gonna nosh each other off after every win









 

PLF

Legend
2 August 2004
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So I guess it's same for you Steve.

I assume you really dislike Big Dunc but do you really want to slap him? :lol:

oh yeah but then again Ninja did say there'd be no followup so we dont have to worry about ! :lmao:
 
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ninjabreakz

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I love Andy Gray!
 
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ninjabreakz

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Henry is a good bloke off the field.
 

PLF

Legend
2 August 2004
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BK_83 said:


this guy deserves a tight slap
ahh c'mon man let's keep this thread about what it's REALLY about. Assholish players who for one reason or another you hate. Let's not just start picking players from rival clubs and saying we hate him.

Henry is a classy guy!

p.s. I think this thread's idea is brilliant haha , it's gonna bomb cuz there is more than 10 players or so we all hate to some degree!
 

OPM

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2 June 2003
Budapest
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Milanista said:

This mother fucker Poulsen who doesnt know how to play football

he's class and if there wouldn't have been the totti situation every italian club would be after him today ;)
 
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ninjabreakz

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I agree with PLF - don't just pick random players and say "He is an asshole". We need reasons, Godammit!
 
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